The Wannabes pay respect to Kobe Bryant. Then, is Eminem a legend? Jerry likes the Aaron Hernandez documentary a little too much, and Christian's no snitch.

Jesus has a fool-proof plan for picking the Super Bowl winner: Who's got the hotter quarterback? Plus, the guys swap tips on how to be more romantic.

Christian recounts his trip to Big Bear. Meanwhile, Jerry can't get enough of the Aaron Hernandez story.

Finally: Would you turn in your significant other if they killed someone? Christian has this one all figured out. Do you agree??

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The Wannabes rage against the DMV, the Houston Astros, and Delta Airlines. Plus, Jesus has up-close-and-personal experience with a human with a tail.

Christian just got injured from a car accident, so Jerry and Jesus come through with cutting-edge legal advice.

The SPORTS MINUTE is back with a straight-up scandal for Dodger Nation! The Wannabes are livid and unleash their thoughts on the thieving Houston Astros.

BREAKING LOCAL NEWS: Jerry wishes he was there for the falling jet fuel to get some of that sweet lawsuit money. But Christian's way more interested in the baby with the rat tail.

Then, the guys try to hash out their upcoming tour live on air. And Jesus describes his recent San Diego showcase - the worst experience of his life.

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Disgraced intern Raul Reyes makes a surprise call-in, and it's a dud. The Wannabes review some major shows and movies, then indulge in some classic over-sharing.

Christian wonders if eating out of your own trash is okay. Jerry and Jesus are hesitant to get onboard with the British comedy FLEABAG.

Then, the guys talk THE MANDALORIAN and RISE OF SKYWALKER, wherein Jesus gets to say "I told you so."

Jerry's SPORTS MINUTE includes updates from El Gym de Garcia, plus his Super Bowl prediction!

And finally, the Wannabes school you young'n's on the trials and tribulations of trying to watch porn in a pre-internet age. Jesus and Christian share stories we should probably edit out, but here at American Wannabes, we let that shit ride.

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The Wannabes are back!!! In 2020, Christian declares "no more fast food bullsh*t," Jesus is obsessed with Gilmore Girls, and Jerry's a brand new man! Again.

The guys share their New Year's Resolutions. They're mostly about not dealing with attitude, indifference and false advertising from god d*mn fast food restaurants.

The guys rave about Netflix's DON'T F**K WITH CATS, but no spoilers because Jerry hasn’t finished it. So watch it and we’ll see you next week.

The big question of the episode is related to Jesus' new binge-watch: Is Jesus wifed up for 2020?!

Then, Christian schools the guys on the prospects of war with Iran the only way he knows how: By being half-right at best, but really loud about it. And mostly wrong.

Finally, Jerry reveals he almost got kicked out of his apartment.

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