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American Wannabes Podcast

Every week, comedians Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragosa talk life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness as (basically, more or less) real Americans.
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Now displaying: September, 2018
Sep 26, 2018

Jesus tells the epic tale of when he met George Lopez, Jerry reviews Mayans MC, and the Preguntas Segment is back, back again! Tell a friend!

The guys are losing sleep over new jokes. Jesus' dad demands more credit for jumping the border. Jerry's version of dad life is very different from his father's.

Then, Jesus and Jerry struggle with Bill Cosby's prison term, while Christian struggles not to punch them in the face. However, another recent legal verdict makes Christian confess to food-tampering at his first job...SO MAYBE HE'S NOT SO DIFFERENT. Plus, the epic story of how Jesus got away with stealing pizza from The Hut.

Finally, the Wannabes have even MORE thoughts on Instagram, and last but not least, SUS PREGUNTAS!

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SEE JESUS SEPULVEDA ON HBO LATINO! Standup showcase ENTRE NOS is back on October 5 @ 9pm and Jesus stars!

COME SEE A WANNABES STANDUP SHOW! Click the links for tickets:

Thursday, 9/27 w/ Chingo Bling @ The Ontario Improv, Ontario, CA

Sunday, 10/7 @ House of Comedy, Phoenix, CA - Tickets TBA

ADDITIONAL JERRY GARCIA DATES:

Friday, 9/21 w/ Paul Rodriguez @ Kiva Auditorium, Albuquerque, NM

Oct. 15-21 w/ Michael Somerville @ MGM Grand in Las Vegas, NV

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Sep 18, 2018

"Roza Zaragoza" is ready for her debut, the Preguntas Segment returns, the Wannabes remember their first jobs, and Jesus goes viral!

Christian's baby's sex is revealed! Jesus is afraid the twerk is here to stay. Jerry once worked at a women's clothing store, and both Jesus and Christian had physical altercations at their old jobs.

Then, Jerry settles a HEATED debate between Jesus and Christian over who won the GGG vs Canelo fight! Do you agree with him? Write us at americanwannabespodcast@gmail.com, or slide into our DMs @americanwannabespodcast.

In PREGUNTAS:

  • What would you do if you made it big?
  • What's the difference between you as a comedian, a dad, and a boyfriend?

Finally, demonstrators bumping accordion music at Trump Tower brings out the deep, real, paisa Mexican in Jesus.

 

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COME SEE A WANNABES STANDUP SHOW! Click the links for tickets:

TOMORROW: AMIGOS TUESDAY @ The Comedy Store in Hollywood, CA!

WEDNESDAY 9/19 @ Levity Live, Oxnard, CA - DM Jerry or Jesus to get on the guest list!

Thursday, 9/27 w/ Chingo Bling @ The Ontario Improv, Ontario, CA

Sunday, 10/7 @ House of Comedy, Phoenix, CA - Tickets TBA

ADDITIONAL JERRY GARCIA DATES:

Friday, 9/21 w/ Paul Rodriguez @ Kiva Auditorium, Albuquerque, NM

Oct. 15-21 w/ Michael Somerville @ MGM Grand in Las Vegas, NV

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Sep 13, 2018

The Wannabes remember Mac Miller, 9-11, the first jokes they ever wrote, and their early rap careers. (Yes, for real.)

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Jesus kicks his intro up a notch, and it sets off a firestorm of hack jokes. Jerry recounts the start of his gay infatuation. Christian gives an update on his wife's pregnancy, and the guys all swap parenting advice. Christian claims this kid is going to wear, say and play with whatever he wants.

Then, Jesus admits he's a rat. Jerry identifies the biggest snitches in his life. And Christian flirts with telling a story the guys have deemed too hot for the podcast!

All this, plus: Where the Wannabes were when the Twin Towers fell?

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

Sep 5, 2018

Live from Casa de Garcia y Sepulveda, the guys are back from Chicago! They discover ASMR, offer feminist advice, and watch as Jerry digs another hole.

Huge shout-out to the crowds in San Diego at The Mad House and in Chicago at The Improv! The Wannabes recap their epic Chicago Labor Day weekend with Chingo Bling.

Then, Christian knows all the hippest trends, like watching young girls whisper about nonsense on YouTube. Jerry has a story about trying to be "one of the girls," and the Wannabes have no idea how to take it. Jesus rediscovers a lost memory about an awkward childhood encounter.

Jesus doubles down so hard on some questionable opinions he creates a cliff, and Jerry walks right off it with him. #Feminism for days.

Finally, the guys decide when it's time to call it quits in a relationship.

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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.

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